Somebody's new boyfriend

E-mail from D.:
"I'm happy to hear he isn't portuguese and hopeful that he's not a movie director or a virgo.  I don't know what naffy means.  I looked it up and found "niffy" which means "malodorous," and I don't think that's what you meant."

Ideas

E-mail from D.:
"I'm in ideas mode too. I want to start a university. 
But now, I have to write a really boring paper."

Misread

E-mail from D.:

"I misread "later on" as "I might include it in a lantern."  I think wherever it winds up, it would be cool lit up. What do you think?"

Dig it

E-mail from D.:
" 'Multikunstner debuterer med finurligt legende digte'
'Multi-talented debutant is finally a legend. dig it.' "

Ficklers

E-mail from D.:
"This whole conversation, of course, had to do with my being a fickle keeper-in-toucher."